Christina Aguilera doesn’t like to wear pants, so she doesn’t. She made Chelsea Handler take her pants off too. Both of them are…. flawless.
Here’s something you might not know about me. Christina Aguilera is my queen. I worship her and bow down to her on a regular basis. Sometimes I even catch myself thinking about her. She’s beautiful and she’s talented and she’s empowering and I don’t care what anyone else has to say about it. That voice comes straight from angels, okay? Here’s something else you might not know about me. Chelsea Handler is also my queen. Actually, she’s more like a Duchess, because she’s not exactly on Christina’s level. My point is, having two of my queen’s in the same room is like…. like…. indescribable. Then to find out that neither of my queens will be wearing pants! I nearly had a heart attack. Take a look at how it all went down on Chelsea Lately this week:
Thank you Blake Shelton for telling Christina that Chelsea was shit talking her for not wearing pants. Thank you, thank you, thank you! Because I will now forever have stills and videos and gifs of two of my queens not wearing pants. Together. Wooo! Not only did Christina admit to not liking pants, but she also let everyone know that she doesn’t like undies either. Now, I am not the least bit surprised that she doesn’t like to wear underwear. She has worn butt-less chaps, had naked Sunday with her now ex-husband Jordan Bratman and she has been naked on two album covers. She has always been completely confident in her skin, no matter how thick or skinny she may or may not be. Now, her style isn’t necessarily the best style around. She may be my queen, but I’m not so biased that I refuse to accept what is right in front of me. I will insist that we give her credit for being herself and not giving a shit what anyone has to say about it. I really do insist. Especially since everyone is going to give her even more crap for saying she doesn’t like underwear… alas.
Also, can we talk about how gorgeous Chelsea looked? She has legs for days. Xtina’s right, it’s a good look for her. The rest of the interview went on to talk about Christina’s new album called Lotus which comes out on November 13th and the duet she recorded with fellow The Voice coach Blake Shelton. She said that it was her trying to be a bit more country, which not only am I excited about, but so was Chelsea. She also told us about how festive she’s being with her son Max for Halloween and when asked who she would be this year she replied, “Maybe I’ll be Chelsea this year”. Now wouldn’t that be a treat?! For me at least.
Also, side note. Can we just talk about this video (below) and how Lance Bass from NSYNC is interview Christina? Ten year old me just spazzed out on the floor. I think she fainted. Totally fainted.